Replies: 1FUck YOU pAZNER!!!!
: hellooi im internet user stupid faggot nigger 85 and im here to say that i love fucking helmas like every day YOu got beef? faggt? retard? eat my shit lOE<L!!!! iMA A SUPERSTAR ONT THE FUCKIUN G INTNENETE!!!!!!! HEHEHEhahAhahaHAhahAhahahaAHAHHA STRIKE WITCHES ARE GAYA!!!!!!! !I HAE %HE STRIEKY AND I POEWP ALL OEVER THERE FACES HEHEEHAhhaahAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!tyjhjh
I've had an interesting idea in my head floating around the past few days. It would probably be as impossible for me to get into as much as the base game itself (but no less awesome) but what if there was a mod for Hearts of Iron III (or any other game in the Hearts of Iron series) that was based in the setting of Strike Witches? Imagine being at the helm of Gallia as you watch it fall apart under Neuroi assault, and after the initial assault, fight with the other nations to retake it with what little forces you have left. Imagine creating the various strike witch units and deploying them to where they would have the most effect. Imagine just deciding to fuck the world and declare war on other countries just to get some land because you're a crazy power hungry despot. Imagine the steep as fuck learning curve. Imagine the detail. I probably wouldn't be able to get into it, just like the other games in the series, but still, the potential. The potential is what is so great for me. What say you, everyone?
Hello, I'm beginner singer. I recorded a couple of songs live, I would like to hear your opinion. Thank you in advance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyVfvkJFkgc
gun thread? post collections, talk about them outside of the context of the series, et cetera.
Replies: 499Dirtyfox/ derpyfox/ the most hated artist thred
: I'm going to dump all of the DirtyFox art here, including my own 'before and after' comparisons because it needs to be in a thread and there is a lot hatred from at least 3 other people to his art because it's not up to snuff. And on the other hand: Even if it's not the best, doesn't it deserve it's own thread?
Strike Witches crossover thread anyone? Char is 3X faster than a normal witch.
Voting for the best imageboard engine. http://www.rupoll.com/cexgzlogsp.html We need your voice! Help your board!
Replies: 34Kantai Collection
: >艦隊これくしょん -艦これ- (Kantai Collection ~Kan Colle~, lit. "Fleet Collection") >An IJN ship girls-themed browser game by Kadokawa Games for Windows, Mac and Android Tablets. Does anyone here have any experience with this game? Many great SW artists have talked and drawn fanart about it on their twitter and shown a lot of interest in it. Do you think this will become as big as Strike Witches? I personally am really happy for Shibafu who has drawn many of the characters in the game, and if you open the game's web page his characters are the most in the center of attention http://www.kadokawagames.co.jp/KanColle/
Replies: 11Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines
: Hello, I've returned from the depths of Hell itself to notify you all that I will be taking a ride in a Boeing B-17G tomorrow! Is there anything that you blokes want me to do for you? Such as grabbing some pictures or what not? Will any of you be there? It's at Felts Field, Spokane, Washington. I doubt many of you can find the patience to tolerate my presence, but if you want to see me I'll be in uniform; it's that of a US Army Technical Sergeant, my grandfather's. I just got a new garrison cap today for it too!
What are the chances of getting a Vividred Operation board? I only ask because of it's relationship to Strike Witches, and GnP got one as well.
Replies: 0Fighter Girl Chronicle
: http://senchro.jp/ Fighter Girl Chronicle... Can anyone here who can read japanese elaborate what's this is all about? All I can understand is that it seems to be about modern jet fighters turned into girls. Either way, I hope there'd be an anime about this or something. Character designs look much better than that Virgin Strike thing.
Look at this upcoming nukige from Minato Carnival: http://www.minatocarnival.com/anekouji-sd/character-s.php One of the girls is basically Ikemen-mode Eila and her sister is a sluttier version of Aurora.
ITT: Battle Music So folks, let's say you're leading an assault against the Neuroi with any Witches you choose... If you could play music during the assault, what would it be? After some recent listening, I believe my choice would be Danzón No. 2 by Arturo Márquez. Why? Because aerial combat is a deadly dance, that's why. Also, I like to think of flight as such a thing being a akin to dancing in general. What would you guys choose? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJr39PO7noM
Replies: 2Moe Wars
: I made this anime/gaming forum called Moe Wars. I'm designing it around a story I'm developing which is petty much girls with guns. It has a blog, twitter, tumblr, deviantart. I'll post just the forum, it has all the links on it. http://moewars.icyboards.net/
Replies: 3Lurkers Anonymous
: Am I the only one that checks /sw/ daily, knowing full well that nothing new has come up, and then closes the helma.us tab after a brief period of scrolling through the same few threads? I look forward to this place picking up when the anime announcement happens.
Replies: 3Strike Witches RPG Development
: I'm working on a new Strike Witches RPG to more or less replace Dive into the Sky, I've already gotten useful info on mechanics from /tg/ and the game itself is mostly complete. The only things it needs now are an official name and a listing of vehicles (tanks and planes)that I can then research and assign values to for striker units. The vehicles I need are just the most common ones, any that are striker units in the show, and/or any prototypes that had physically existed.
Has anyone made a strike witches mod for grand strategy games? I've seen the idea for a Victoria 2 mod, but I think it could also work for Hearts of Iron. Besides that, Grand Strategy thread?
Replies: 13Warthunder beta.
: Is anyone else playing it? I saw a Perrine in-game, but I doubt he goes here. http://warthunder.com/ So far it seems like its a lot better than WoWP.
I also came up with this handy list for the American planes.
Replies: 7The SW VN
: Just an Anon who moved this discussion to here, as suggested by a number of Anons. It all began from a certain Anon here http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/89852293/#q89917437 Last confirmed, we have the following 501 routes: Sanya: You end up reuniting her with her papa. Eila's route is intertwined. Once you done the above you end up giving Eila the D. http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/89852293/#q89920033 Minna: You help her get over her dead lover step by step while you become her new one. http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/89852293/#q89918933 Mio: You've always admired her from afar, you end up helping her master the true Reppuzan. http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/89852293/#q89919216 Shirley: You become her new mechanic, overhearing Shirley talk her about dream about reaching light speed you decide to help her achieve it. http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/89852293/#q89921267
Replies: 11SWQ and other /tg/ shenanigans
: I'm sure most people have heard about Strike Witches Quest, but I just found out that there's a whole board of it's fans. http://tofusaur.us/ There's a bunch of threads and even an archive all of the CYOA stuff /tg/ has been making in there.
Replies: 0Voice Actress Mai Kadowaki Expecting a Baby in November-December
Replies: 30MY TANK IS HELMAH!
Anyone else have the terrible misfortune to actually be part of a national military? I have only come across one other person in service who knows what Strike Witches is--are we a rare breed? I'm US Air Force, and every day is Strike Witches irl. What's your story?
Hello Helma. I'm a former browser of the old /sw/ threads on /a/, and am currently a 4chan Cup manager. I was thinking of making a /sw/ team for fun, just for my own amusement. The problem is finding enough players. I need 23 players total. What I have so far is: Helma001 Moon Nazis Daily Dose Sanya X Eila OTP Cocaine Pinata Miso Soup Humikane Historically Accurate Get in IRC Faggot Neuroi-tan Ass Bug Perrine Fan Piss Fetishist If you have any ideas, please suggest them. I can't remember many of the old jokes. Also, I don't want to add any tripfags.
So there's this awesome new My Little Pony imageboard called http://mlp.su . You MLP fans should go check it out and tell all your MLP fan friends. I hear it's run by some pretty cool people with a lot of experience, and is going to be a million times better than any other MLP-dedicated imageboard out there right now. So yeah, it just officially opened up less than an hour ago. Go take a look and give it a try~
Some new '91 witches.
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Replies: 0Striker/Plane units
: So, why not discuss the various WWII aircraft? Specifically, the ones that the witches' striker units are based on? Example: Luchinni's unit in the series is based off of the Italian G.55 Centauro. The Centauro was a fairly good plane, produced side by side with the Macchi C.202 Folgore (Also a good plane). I personally love this plane, as well as the Folgore. I think it's pretty cool that this is what Luchinni's striker is based on. http://www.militaryfactory.com/aircraft/detail.asp?aircraft_id=812
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Witches >Soviet WW2 all-female night bomber regiment Suddenly the scarcity of bomber witches makes me sad.
Hey Anon! You know that in addition to this imageboards, there are others? I have compiled a long list of the imageboards, including russian boards, which you can download here: http://phpm.ru/u/9029 or https://www.dropbox.com/s/4gdfzqe9wg7995w/Board_thread.7.2.txt Last updated list can be to look here, there is discussion and suggestions: http://phpm.ru/u/902a Also welcome any comments and suggestions. And if you do you come to each of them, and there make your thread, you'll help little boards all at once. Send out this message to all the big boards and slow-boards. Admins Please do not delete this thread, because you have counted and added to the list. IT IS NOT SPAM! Free ads in all fields, and all in black. It's time to show the anonymity that the board instead of three, and much more.
Replies: 12Vividred Operation
: The director of the Strike Witches anime series is directing another series called Vividred Operation. The first episode had fanservice of the Strike Witches type but in smaller doses as opposed to the constant panty-shots of Strike Witches. I did however almost OD on moe in the first episode... Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vividred_Operation Episode 1 (english subs): http://www.crunchyroll.com/vividred-operation/episode-1-first-operation-617611
What do you think about my idea: My idea is to buy or make tanks (preferably smaller ones) and then modify them to be armed with air-cannon capable of firing special projectiles (PVC pipe filled with dirt and wrapped in foam). The purpose of said tanks would be to play games similar to airsoft, with teams trying to outmaneuver one another and take out their enemies. Then charge X-amount for people who do not own a tank to rent one and participate (after a short training course).Use the guaranteed controversy on the news of sport tanks to help fuel our profits and eventually get sponsors. Then we could make it a national televised sport with large fanbases and everything, kinda like how paintball is but with tanks. It would also be possible to look into alternative fuels to help save on costs.
Replies: 0Cosmic Break
: Anyone here play CosmicBreak? Its nothing like WoT but you can customize your robots textures and edit the polygons of their heads. Right now I'm trying to make a Strike Witch but for now I have this, "Michael Wittmann" a robot called "Cannonballer" that I reskinned.
I decided to dedicate my 86 to Helma.us Considering how much I love Initial D, it's strange that I would have painted it other than panda. Either way, a car I wanted to dedicate to this site. Sorry about the crap quality, I couldn't figure out how to get the actual picture off the xbox...
Replies: 11People who should be used as an Archetype for a witch
: How about a thread where we talk about who new witches should be based on. I would like to see a land-witch based on Günther Viezenz. He managed to kill 21 tanks by himself with handheld weapons throughout the war.
How does the ban screen look on helma? Is it Strike Witchy? That would be nice.
and now some Karlsland fighter.
Excerpt from interview with takamura in this month's nyantype. Pardon my N5 language skills. Q-Please tell us about yourself. When did you start thinking of drawing cute girls? A-I didnt make a conscious decision, but I think I started in grade school. I drew grafitti on tables, made manga and things like that, though I never really drew girls. In middle school I wanted to become a mangaka and even did submissions to Manga Awards. At that time I was greatly impacted by Studio Ghibli works and aspired to become an animator, thinking “I want to work with Miyazaki Hayao!” I took the entry exam to Studio Ghibli four times, and in the end, I ended up unfullfiled. And so, I entered Gainax. However, if I had worked at Ghibli the frustration in wanting to make works like “Strike Witches” and “Vivid Red” might have built up. That's why, it might have been for the best.
So yeah, Season 3 incoming.
Congratulations to Kadowaki Mai on her engagement! http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2012-09-30/fate/strike-witches-voice-actress-mai-kadowaki-gets-engaged
Replies: 4Busou Shinki Thread
: Shall we start a Busou Shinki Thread too? I love the action figures and the anime.
It's strike witches with pants. Now with trailer Iirc opinions on Takamura are divided but I will give this a shot
Let's be honest here. How many of you have fapped to SW material?
Replies: 2Upotte Thread
: So, would anyone want one?
So like, just a minor suggestion but why not make the /gup/ into a more general /a/ or /ak/? girls und panzer seems to do fine in a single discussion thread and it would be nice to have somewhere to discuss things like SnW and Upotte!
Replies: 13SW CYOA
: Dear Helma.us Readers and Moderators, would you like a CYOA story about Strike Witches her at /ot/? Something like old good "zeon quest" from 4chan. I could do that maybe once a week, or more often, or less often... But i would need a prof reader to help me. Also questions: 1. Who you want to be a main character (some random/custom witch or a Warlock will be best IMHO). 2. During what part of WW2 you want it? 3. Do you want a NSFW material in story too?
Replies: 17Strike Witches Style Mecha Musume
: Just to make this board bigger and even more bloated, this is a thread for fanart and stuff like Strike Witches. No DirtyFox for now.
Replies: 0 Replies: 1Yanderp Lynne Exploitable image
: so i was derping around /k/ and came across a nice sight picture image of the .55caliber Boys anti-tank rifle, and I was thinking, that could be useful. so i present you with the Boys .55caliber exploitable image, for all of Lynne's Yanderpan' needs
I just want to say "I love you, Mikan!" to Mikan for making those wonderful pins. You da' boss, boss.
I just want to say "I love you Mikan!" to Mikan for going through the trouble of making those pins. You da boss.
I just wanted to point out that /ot/'s updating seems to be broken. It's listing by newest topic and not newest post. Is this intentional or can it be fixed?
I posted it in the /sw/ board, but I'll post it here again: Why does Trude think that a Japanese girl looks like a German girl?
Replies: 4DiTS Demo session
: DiTS Campaign one shot session, Tomorrow (Sunday) 6 PM GMT! The game is set during WWI and focuses on tank witches. The rules that will be used, can be found here: http://www.mediafire.com/?7wgqml7hxdyf6hl OOC Channel: #SpecialSnowflakeloliprincess IC Channel: #TankwithTits Rizon network Questions?
Replies: 5Vivid Red Project
: Very short shorts worn by girls->designed by Kazuhiro Takamura->character designer of Strike Witches anime=Possible in your face butt and crotch shots again. http://www.vividred.net/index.html Some sort of Sci-Fi plot with girls as protagonists. Possible features of the anime: *The theme is "friendship"? *The heroine is a 14-year-old girl *The director is also designing the characters *The genre is "girl science-fiction action" *There are five main heroines *The heroine lives with her little sister and grandfather *The heroine's family live an impoverished life in various ways *Overseeing the series scripts is the director and the main writer *There is a mecha designer in the main staff *It is a peaceful world where science has solved all problems *The story is set on an island teeming with natural surroundings, and an artificial island built by science *The anime cutely depicts girls who strive to do their best *The mecha designer has also been responsible for original character designs on other works *The main writer and mecha designer have worked together on a project (or projects) in the past *The main writer has created a manga's original story and other roles in manga *There is a nickname that fans have given the director I guess this anime will be another Acquired Taste type just like Strike Witches.
Replies: 0A Jubilee Memorial
: Not sure whether to put an actual news link up (courtesy the BBC) but today HM The Queen unveils a memorial to Bomber Command and all those Empire & Commonwealth servicemen and servicewomen who served under it's auspices. Lest We Forget
Replies: 0Vivid Red Project
: Very short shorts worn by girls->designed by Takamura=character designer of Strike Witches anime. In Strike Witches, the girls going no-pants had reasons because of their Strikers, but here? I'm starting to think that he's just a lolicon. rant aside http://www.vividred.net/index.html Some sort of Sci-Fi plot with girls as protagonists. Possible features of the anime: *The theme is "friendship"? *The heroine is a 14-year-old girl *The director is also designing the characters *The genre is "girl science-fiction action" *There are five main heroines *The heroine lives with her little sister and grandfather *The heroine's family live an impoverished life in various ways *Overseeing the series scripts is the director and the main writer *There is a mecha designer in the main staff *It is a peaceful world where science has solved all problems *The story is set on an island teeming with natural surroundings, and an artificial island built by science *The anime cutely depicts girls who strive to do their best *The mecha designer has also been responsible for original character designs on other works *The main writer and mecha designer have worked together on a project (or projects) in the past *The main writer has created a manga's original story and other roles in manga *There is a nickname that fans have given the director I guess this anime will be another Acquired Taste type just like Strike Witches.
Rie Tanaka got married! Congratulations! http://4NN.cx/93272
Any good anime out there with a decent focus on flying? Already seen The Sky Crawlers, and I just finished watching The Princess and the Pilot, and I'm craving some more.
So from the scans posted earlier, did anyone else notice this? (I blurred/sharpened the scan to make it look less printed and more clean)
Any good anime out there with a decent focus on flying? Already seen The Sky Crawlers, and I just finished watching The Princess and the Pilot, and I'm craving some more. [spoiler]Is that you Sanya?[spoiler]
There are 147 Strike Witches There are 144 Touhous Discuss
Jeje, this can be it the more close to a Strike Witches real movie after INDEPENDENCE DAY?
Replies: 16Why would you do that?!
: Tell me that none of you are this demented. For the love of CHRIST, tell me that none of you enjoy this shit. I was browsing /a/ after the recent update moot made; new banners, blocking of poor mods, and raising of image limit to 250, with posts to 500 or something of the like. I just happened across this though... (Monday, January 16, 2012: 23:38 Pacific Time) TheAmbassa/d/or !!LB4mgDiKR Fuck one Marry one Kill one Rape one Break one Enslave one Mute/get rid of (but not kill) one Ignore one Befriend one Adopt one Fight alongside one Rape Yoshika Kill Perrine Marry Erica Get rid of Luchinni Befriend Shirley Fight Alongside Barkhorn Ignore Sakamoto Adopt Sanya Break Eila Enslave Lynette Fuck Minna
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19602430/Strike_Witches_-tg-_quest.txt Witches are smalltime.
Replies: 1One must keep their mouth shut...
: Pic Unrelated... We had a bit of an incident, not my doing I might add... beware an influx of fuckwits and Inglorious B/a/sterds. By the way site admins, you might want to put something on the main page about either not advertising or the dangers of improper advertising. Here of course, is the record... with many delicious pictures I might add, if you were to find the thread. http://boards.4chan.org/a/res/63713150 Today at 7:24, Pacific Time Zone Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)22:12 No.63723240 Hey, do you want more null and rage? http://www.helma.us/nsfw/res/11.html >>Agent 007 04/03/12(Tue)22:14 No.63723322 File: 1333505683.jpg-(134 KB, 1149x647, 1324434421738.jpg) 134 KB I see quite a few are thoroughly enjoying themselves... >shirleyispleased.jpg >>Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)22:14 No.63723326 >>63723240 NO >>Agent 007 04/03/12(Tue)22:16 No.63723396 >>63723240 DO NOT LEAD THEM THERE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. THAT IS THE GODDAMNED HOLY LAND, ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABO- >>Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)22:19 No.63723519 >>63723240 I like Null >>Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)22:21 No.63723610 >>63723240 NOPENOPENOPENOPE >>Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)22:22 No.63723631 >>63723240 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >>Agent 007 04/03/12(Tue)22:22 No.63723634 File: 1333506128.png-(47 KB, 761x800, 1304746715986.png) 47 KB >>63723519 It's not this, it's the site... it's classified to most until it's "off the ground." That's all I'm going to say. Poster should take down said post, spoilered or not.
Replies: 2Shirley in the Mojave or Sakamoto in the Capital Wasteland?
: Oi oi folks, it's me again... I'm here to ask about some things which I forgot about the other day. Firstly, do we have any gamers here? Particularly those who participate in first person shooters? If so, wonderful, if not then oh well. Secondly, I'm to get to the point of the first inquiry now. The reason I ask is because of a wish I've had even before now, when I first watched Strike Witches and had, in the very least, Fallout 3. Of course now, I have Fallout New Vegas as well. Oh, and I really don't care about "lore" and what not, I just play it for the challenge and entertainment. You see, I wish that I could have some of, if not all of the girls of the 501st JFW or others as companions, or in the very least, have their weapons at my or other players' disposal. Do we have anyone here who might be capable of such a feat? Or possibly have the mod or mods in their private stocks? I'm thinking in fighting terms, not flying... I mean, you could add strikers and probably use the flight physics of the Mister Gutsy bots; hell, add a few custom animations and port it onto the flight physics of the Vertibirds (beware of Pika-Man type deformations if done improperly), they're VTOL capable! Think about it though... Shirley'd be good company in the Mojave, or she would do great in the DC ruins; Sakamoto's being in DC would be like a subtle revenge on real history, seeing as what happened to Fuso/Japan during the end of the Pacific Theater... Hell, there are times when I wouldn't have minded having Minna or Trude with their guns blazing when I moved through dangerous territories such as mutant-controlled areas. And having Sanya? One couldn't help but step in front of .308 rounds or, if in New Vegas for some reason, those of the Anti-Materiel rifle; this would go to Lynne, unless we were given a Boys A/T rifle. Can ANY of you help me? Willingly? I can't make mods, but others can.
Replies: 18Battleship Girls
: Found this manga not too long ago. It's kinda like SW but with boats and pants. The twist being that the girls are the actual ships as opposed to famous aces and the like. It follows the girl Yukikaze (based on the ship the Yukikaze, which never got hit during WWII), her friend shipgirls doing mecha girl like stuff and fighting shipgirls from ABDACOM. (Australia(!), America, England and the Netherlands(!)).
Replies: 9Humikane Shimada?
: I was browsing some random Strike Witches videos and somehow ended in one about a live concert. It was so-so until it reached the part wherein some random geeky guy with a bullcap handed a MG-42 to Mie Sonozaki, Gertrude's seiyuu. Maybe I'm just letting my brain fly to destinations unknown, but I have a strange gut feeling that glasses guy is Humikane. For an event staff, He's sitting too close to the seiyuus. Unless he was a person with significant importance to the whole Strike Witches franchise. Also that guy had a mic and probably gave some speech in the event too, just wasn't included.
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